I have some Really GOOD jokes !!!!!!
Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A:To prove he was not a chicken.
Whats Black, Highly dangerous and lives in the trees?
A:Crow with a Machine Gun.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
A:Stop turning me and get to the point.
What did the 9-year-old kid do to make his tissue dance?
A:Put a little Boogie/Bogey on it