Saturday, 12 May 2007

HA AH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have some Really GOOD jokes !!!!!!

1

Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A:To prove he was not a chicken.

2

Whats Black, Highly dangerous and lives in the trees?
A:Crow with a Machine Gun.

3

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
A:Stop turning me and get to the point.

4

What did the 9-year-old kid do to make his tissue dance?
A:Put a little Boogie/Bogey on it

1 comment:

Thomas said...

Hahaha!!! :-)